notafeeling:

patton: call yourself a failure one more time and he’ll pull the trigger 🔫🐸

virgil: do it you bug eyed bastard

patton: 💕💕💕🔫🐸 JOKES ON YOU HIS GUN IS FILLED WITH MY NEVERENDING LOVE, AFFECTION AND SUPPORT SO TAKE THAT STRAIGHT TO THE HEART 💕💕💕💕🔫🐸

virgil: F U C K

logan, in tears: how did patton say that with his mOUTH-