Even more Spy/Agency Au Shenanigans!

5am-the-foxing-hour:

Roman: Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?

Thomas: Oh god, we’re going to die, aren’t we?

Roman: It’s a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself.

Logan and Virgil *on the com*: You absolutely do not.

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Thomas: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda!

Emile: It’s not on anyone’s.

Sham [Deceit]: No it’s on mine, but not until next Thursday.

Thomas and Emile: *disappointed look*

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Remy: No gurl, I am not buying a knife for your birthday.

Roman: But it’s pretty~

Remy *resolve slowly dissolving*: No!

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Patton *running on 3 hours of sleep*: If I’m dying… Let me eat cake.

Virgil *having been awake for 32 hours*: You’re not dying…

Patton: Let me eat cake anyway..

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Roman *in disguise*: Sitting around waiting to be kidnapped. This is the best day ever.

*later*

Roman *still in disguise*: This is the third time this WEEK I’ve been kidnapped, it’s getting old.

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Emile *sitting next to Logan’s hospital bed*: How are you feeling?

Logan: Well… my eyebrows don’t hurt…

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Roman: We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?

Virgil *on the com*: Actually, it’s more like eight..

Roman: Oh! Sorry i wasn’t specific enough!

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Thomas: What’s our exit strategy?

Roman: Or what?

Patton: Oh my god, we’re all going to die!

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Patton: Why are you looking upwards, kiddo?

Virgil: My eye shadow’s to expensive to ruin it by crying, but just know that I am feeling a lot of things on the inside.

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Virgil *assigned his first mission after acing the field exam*: Can- Can someone explain to me, in small words, why I’m being assigned to this mission?

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Sham [About Logan and Roman]: I can’t believe you two haven’t killed each other yet.

Logan: We shared a room together in high school. If we could survive that. we could survive anything.

Roman: True.

Sham: *bewildered stare*

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Thomas: Sham, we need-

Sham: I’ve already done my part. If you need anything ask anyone BUT me.

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Logan: Is this a normal Monday for you?

Sham: No the assassins usually try to kill me on Tuesday.

Logan: Is that sarcasm-

Sham: Yes idiot! Now get in the van before they see you!