*travels back in time to tell infamous mobster Lucky Luciano that no one remembers who he is and instead associates his name with a joke about some chump in pastels, shorts, and loafers*
Lucky Luciano:
*travels back in time to tell infamous photographer Weegee that no one remembers who he is and instead associates his name with a joke about some creepy looking plumber chump*
they have wars where they’ll send their fans to one other brother’s Twitter page and tell them to send like a specific thing and it confuses the one bro sm until he realizes what happened hahahha
I find this hilarious, mostly because I just kinda picture the following:
Logan, between classes at the end of a rough week and scrolling through twitter: Wait, why are so many people suddenly tweeting at me? And… why is it all astronomy facts?
Logan: *suspicious eye squint, then pulls up Virgil’s twitter*
Virgil: [hey guys, maybe send @/solanumlycopersicum some cool space facts?]
Logan: [kind of a half-smile]…. two can play at this game.
Logan: [tells his entire next lecture (100+ kiddos) to tweet at Virgil with their favorite Disney quote]
that’s exactly what I meant you got it perfectly hahahahha
they were all at a music shop at the same time and Dee was playing around with a synthesizer and some person was telling him how “that’s not real music”. Dee being Dee just stared at them and played the first notes of “mmmwhatcha say” , which made V and Rem laugh out loud and ye
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.
Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:
too smoll
OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
Me, a white chick *sees anything pumpkin spice*: IT’S WHITE GIRL SEASONNNN
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