Work Adventures: Episode 4 (I think)

asofterfan:

Virgil: *makes an innocent mistake*

Virgil: ._.

Patton: Hey, don’t worry about it!

Virgil: Yeah.

Patton: It’s honestly not a big deal at all! Everything is totally fine!

Virgil: Uh Huh.

Patton: I’m your boss and I am telling you that you have no need to feel bad about this.

Virgil: I just need thirty minutes to hate myself and then I’ll be good.

Patton: THIRTY?? No way. I’ll give you two.

Virgil: Just for that I’m upping the self-loathing to an hour! A FULL HOUR!I

Patton: I am your superior and I am forbidding you from any negative thoughts for the rest of the day!

Virgil: I’m calling HR!

Patton: We don’t HAVE an HR!

Roman: Wow. I can’t believe I get to witness an actual unstoppable force vs immovable object.