Shippy Sanders Sides Quotes

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rubiijjang:

(Moxiety)

Virgil: So I heard you liked bad boys.

Patton: Not really.

Virgil: Oh thank god.

(Prinxiety)

Roman: I lost Virgil! Have you seen him?

Person: How does he look like?

Roman: *sobbing* BEAUTIFUL

(Analogical)

Logan: It’s not gay if I wanna date Virgil, right? Like, in a bro way? I wanna take him to all the places I like, hold his hand, and make him smile because his smile is the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen and I wanna see that smile for the rest of my life.

Patton: I’m not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.

Roman: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

(Logicality)

Logan: Once at boot camp, I had a crush on this boy. So I bought him a bag of candy.

Logan: Later on, I caught a running head start and saw him underneath a tree.

Logan: Then I threw the bag at him and ran away as fast as I could.

Roman:

Virgil:

Patton: That was YOU!?

(Royality)

Logan: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

Patton: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road that Roman couldn’t see, so I shouted, “Roman, deer!”

Logan:

Roman:

Logan: Do you want to tell me what your response was?

Roman: … “Yes, honey?”

(Logince)

Roman: You have beautiful eyes.

Logan: Thanks. I need them to see.

Oh. my. goodness.