sympathetic-deceit-trash:

tomthefool:

sarcasticcollegestudent:

trying-to-recover-badly:

pros of wearing all black: u look fly as hell

cons of wearing all black: everyone can see ur covered in crumbs

Pros of wearing all black: u feel badass

Cons of wearing black: getting hit by a car in the middle of the night

pros of wearing all black: u get hit by cars at night

cons of wearing all black: nothing. stop being a fucking coward.

pros of wearing all black: look fly as hell, feel bad ass

cons of wearing all black: you will sweat BUCKETS in the summer