randomslasher:

ailithnight:

randomslasher:

attention-deficit-dragon:

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

Ugh, yes. And one of the most frustrating things in the world is someone saying, “I think you had it last.” I KNOW I HAD IT LAST, THAT’S THE PROBLEM, NEVER LET ME HAVE IT LAST, IT WILL SLIP INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND ONLY REAPPEAR ON ALTERNATE LEAP YEARS AND I’M VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I will literally have something I need in my hand, need both hands for something or another,set it down in a specific location for easy retrieval, and turn around five minutes later not knowing what the heckle I did with it. 

Common Victims Include (but are not limited to):

• Socks
• Phone
• Wallet
• Comb
• Shoes
• Sunglasses
• Writing Utensils
• The fork I just used to stir my microwave dinner

For me it’s the remote. It’s always the remote. 

The most frustrating sensation is the, “I just had it and I haven’t moved in hours WHERE THE $!@# IS IT.”