2dphobic:

lunamalfoy7:

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

aymmichurros:

bookerfly:

aymmichurros:

owo and uvu

what about uwu

excuse m,e? whats this sjw bullshit?

taki-on-the-go:

Generation 4: Make a nice, homemade pastry for your Pokémon! With some berry infusion it’s sure to be tasty!

Generation 6: Play fun games and collect sweet tasty puffs for your Pokémon to eat! They’ll surely love them!

Generation 3: We used our SCIENCE GRINDER to mash berries into PERFECT MATHEMATICAL CUBES that pokemon CANNOT RESIST for their GEOMETRICAL REGULARITY

Generation 7: travel to the mythical Beane Land™…. meet the Beanse Guardian……. Collect Bean™ for yuor creatures?. maybe you will return. maybe not. unlock ALL secret beanes islands for ALL your beaning. needs

anachronic-cobra:

voidedmuffin:

oginochihiro:

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

oh no

I know literally absolutely nothing about Homestuck but for some reason I feel like this has something to do with Homestuck.

eregyrn-falls:

aregularboy:

heads up before you spend $$ on pillowfort, especially note the paypal thing. the io domain concern does not seem carefully enforced but is in the TOS so 🤷

Update:

(Link to tweet.)

Doesn’t address other questions above, but I remembered seeing this earlier.

amamirantarou:

lethal-cuddles:

Oh yeah, I am living for the shade.

(src)

atheist-xmas:

thekingandqueenofcheese:

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad