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oh my god I remember, when I was a kid. I loved a bugs life (still do btw) and I remember seeing this fucking yaoi comic about flik(?) and hopper and I remember, as a kid, I got hella confused and asked myself “what?”

I found it

They left out the best part where Flik gets rammed by Hopper

He

HWHAT

I wanna see it

Found it

PSA: If you are Jewish and you need a menorah and candles, contact your nearest Chabad house and they will give you one for free or at most extremely cheap.

wenevergotusedtoegypt:

wenevergotusedtoegypt:

Chabad house locator

People have already dug up and begun circling this post again for this year, but here it is again.

Another thing! If you live in a college dorm that has a policy against candles being lit in the rooms, and you want to light a menorah for Chanukah, seek out help advocating yourself from your local Chabad, Hillel, or other assorted Jewish organization. They know how to deal with this stuff and will help you work on a compromise with school officials. You have a right to celebrate Chanukah.

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She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “

I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes.

CAN I GET A BOX?

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

Wait. Is it rude to ask for a box? Is that a thing we should try to avoid?

No, she’s making fun of the way most white girls ask for one.

So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

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teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11

An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

I did not give him a high five.

A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”

Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.

I recently had one of my second graders run up to me clutching a book and say “I’m reading a chapter book now!” in a really proud voice. I started to congratulate him on his accomplishment when he cut me off mid sentence to say “and I ate an entire sticky note!” before zooming off. Congrats, kid

One of my kindergarteners brought in a grape and stabbed it with their purple crayon to “make it purple-er”