guy:

snaperoni:

hungwy:

jaycethepancake:

hungwy:

sunset1warrior:

hungwy:

hate that gif where they make they give the flower a sensual handjob

Nic you can’t just say this and not give us the gif

We have those around here! Idk what they’re called but I always squeeze one when I see it.

please dont jack off flowers

Will this be taken OFF of Tumblr now too???

twelveclara:

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

A blog to find pillowfort keys at

pillowfortkeys:

pillowfortkeys:

Hey everyone, I figure that with all the people who need or are offering pillowfort keys for access to the site, it’d be good to have a place to collect key offers for people to nab.

What is pillowfort?

A new blogging platform! You can find more information at @pillowfort-io. It’s really great, and a lot of people are moving there due to the tumblr fuckery.

What is a pillowfort key?

Pillowfort keys are the way to get a pillowfort account. Right now, you can get a key by donating $5 to pillowfort’s paypal. It is a lifetime key for full access to the site. Pillowfort does not plan to keep this paywall up past its beta (though when that ends is indeterminate right now) but if you want to get in right now, a $5 key is the only way!

I can’t afford that! How do I get a key?

That’s where this blog comes in! Basically, I will reblog or post anyone offering a key who has @’d or tagged this blog, or sent a submission or ask – off-anon, of course – saying they’re offering keys. The communication is up to you!

I have an extra key or two! What do I do with them?

That’s where this blog comes in! If you have extra keys, @ this blog, tag it, or submit a submission or ask (off-anon) so I can post it here!

Let me know when the key(s) has been snapped up and I’ll edit my post accordingly!

Do not submit your actual keycodes here!!

I hope I can help everyone join pillowfort who wants to, and I hope yall do too!

@pillowfort-io

hearthstoneblitz:

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

– digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

– finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

– launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

– the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death