dajo42:

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

worldsworstfather:

character: *falls asleep in a chair or at a desk from sheer exhaustion*

their love interest: *places a blanket over their shoulders, gently to avoid disturbing them*

me:

their love interest: *picks them up and bridal carries them to a more comfortable surface while their head nods against their shoulder/chest*

me:

severeni:

workingonmesince1996:

Saw this on Facebook today and thought it was the best. Embrace your stretch marks! You are beautiful

The best snacks are with stretch marks!!!!

unexplained-events:

What prompted this lmao

dilsterdreams7:

This is what I call The “Sibling, shut up and stop ratting me out to Dad” Look.

e-seal:

if you Don’t slap your own belly and play a little tune every once in the while What is the point?