hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot
Deceit was created blind that’s just what happened. Unlike insanity who has no eyes, but can see everyone based on heat. Deceit was totally in the dark. His clothes weren’t just for the villain aesthetic it was functional. His Cape helped him know if someone was behind him, his shoes had metal on the bottom like tap shoes but the noise helped him focus the weight kept him grounded, and his gloves helped him from getting over stimulated with touch.
It’s never been a problem for him, Remy still baby’s him. But the sleep side did raise him from birth practically so he gets a free pass. He remembers meeting anxiety for the first time, Remy told him he wore a lot of eyeshadow like a raccoon. Deceit didn’t know what a raccoon was or looked liked but he always laughed whenever Remy made comments like that.
Somehow Deceit managed to disguise himself as Patton perfectly, and even after that was over he couldn’t wait to tell Remy. Granted now he is considered the villain who is barely tolerated. He isn’t complaining though. He is confused on why be keeps being called a snake, he knows he has scales but he had legs snakes don’t have legs.
Even with the tension Deceit was offered mostly by Patton to hang out more, and even sometimes anxiety invited him over. Roman still hated him, and Logan was more into asking questions and research then befriending him. Granted Deceit preferred the dark side better. He knew the area and didn’t bump into furniture so often.
…….
“Deceit can you help me with this?” It was Patton who called Deceit from the light side common room.
With a cautious walk Deceit made his way over. “What do you not need Patton?”
Patton made a noise of content. “Oh right Deceit can you help me pick out a color for Virgil’s gift?”
Deceit merely blinked his human eye. “Patton I’m not blind.”
Silence came from Patton before a loud yell. “OH MY GOD DECEIT I AM SO SORRY.”
Deceit scowls at the loud shout. “I would hate it if you quieted down. It’s no small deal I’ve never been like this.”
“Wait you’ve been blind the entire time?” Patton sounded shocked.
“No.” Deceit responded like it was common knowledge.
“Oh my do you need anything? Do you need me to rearrange the furniture or something? Oh my gosh I need to translate your gift into braille.” Patton was rambling now.
Deceit sighed silencing the fatherly side. “Patton I would love you babying me. Now can I not go back to napping.”
As soon as Deceit let Patton speak again he went off like a rocket. “Oh my gosh I’m so sorry I’ll treat you the same no worry, but uh who babies you if I can ask I mean if its private you don’t have to answer but I am just curious even though that’s Logan’s department.”
Deceit rubbed his temples. “It is not sleep.” The snake side decided to walk away from this conversation and find his way back to the couch.
…….
This was Deceit’s first birthday on the light side, well that wasn’t the truth he has been on the light side during his birthday just never had a celebration on the light side. Remy has already thrown him a huge party by that he made Deceit’s favorite foods and played the music that he loved. But now he was in the light side totally unfamiliar territory.
He thinks he’s sitting in the living room surrounded by wrapped gifts if the crinkling wrapper had anything to say about it. “Guys guys it’s time for liar liar to open his gifts, and as much as I don’t trust the snake birthdays are birthdays and should be respected as such.” Roman spouted off.
“Oh my God princey stop being so extra.” Virgil huffed handing Deceit a gift.
Deceit never had to unwrap a gift before. Nobody thought he needed to, and so did Deceit he was already blind. Yet he unwrapped the gift. It was a cool wooden frame with what felt like glass in place of the center. “Uh I hate it.”
“I mean you don’t have to love it it’s just a group picture of us. You don’t have to keep it.” Virgil sounded defeated.
Deceit reached for the next gift. A long rectangular box with a lid that just slid right off. Reaching inside he felt, oh his heart fluttered. “Ah a cane I absolutely hate it, my old one is in perfect condition.”
“Oh my gosh Dee I’m so glad you like it.” Patton exclaimed.
“A cane really Patton isn’t that insulting.” Logan interrupted.
Deceit tilted his head. “I totally understand your reasoning Logan. It’s totally like I’m not blind.”
“Right you aren’t… wait you’re blind.” Roman was the one to connect the dots before Logan could process what was happening.
“Oh my God I’m so sorry.” Virgil muttered.
Deceit was in a full blown laughing fit, listening to everyone’s shock. “I didn’t think you got that picture as a joke Virgil.” Deceit’s laughing fit turned to quiet giggles. “I haven’t been blind my whole existence.”
“Oh…” Logan muttered quickly gathering something next to Deceit. “Right then I need to change your gift.”
A similar shuffling was heard. “Now I feel bad snake face.” Roman sighed heart not in the insult as he quickly left with Logan following him.
“So you like my gift?” Vigril was quiet like a mouse.
“Yes I hate it. I wasn’t planning on giving it to Remy.” Deceit smiled.
Deceit could hear a happy sigh from Virgil, and, now Patton interrupted the two. “Ok well that was a interesting birthday debacle how about some cake.”
“I would hate that immensely.” Deceit purred getting up testing his nee cane.
“Yeah let’s go Patton.” Virgil added following Patton to the kitchen along with deceit.
in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y’all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!
With this in mind, this also makes me think of the ways people describe us. When people say the reasons that they love/like you or describe you as a person, are they only naming ways that you serve them? Are they equating your worth with how much you do for them?
ex. “You’re such a good listener. You’re so generous, you’re so compassionate. You’re always there for me. You always hold me down. You’re reliable”
vs.
“You’re so funny! You’re very vibrant. You’re creative, passionate, and intelligent. You’re optimistic. You’re so talented at ____” , etc. I think that’s very telling.
Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.
Ugh, yes. And one of the most frustrating things in the world is someone saying, “I think you had it last.” I KNOW I HAD IT LAST, THAT’S THE PROBLEM, NEVER LET ME HAVE IT LAST, IT WILL SLIP INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND ONLY REAPPEAR ON ALTERNATE LEAP YEARS AND I’M VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I will literally have something I need in my hand, need both hands for something or another,set it down in a specific location for easy retrieval, and turn around five minutes later not knowing what the heckle I did with it.
Common Victims Include (but are not limited to):
Socks
Phone
Wallet
Comb
Shoes
Sunglasses
Writing Utensils
The fork I just used to stir my microwave dinner
For me it’s the remote. It’s always the remote.
The most frustrating sensation is the, “I just had it and I haven’t moved in hours WHERE THE $!@# IS IT.”
and first off, I’m 5’7, 5’11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.
I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.
So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.
“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)
He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.
I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.
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You may have heard about the efforts in Europe to reform copyright law. The debate has been ongoing in the European Parliament for months. If approved next week, these new regulations would require us to automatically filter and block content that you upload without meaningful consideration of your right to free expression.
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If Article 13 is approved, European People might be basically banned from uploading any fan content.
You won’t get new fanfics from people in Europe.
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You won’t get new fanart from people in Europe.
Because they’ll be automatically filtered and blocked!
We might leave Tumblr and other fandom pages.
And if we’re getting all our content blocked?
You might lose some of your favourite followers/mutuals.
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I just want you guys to know that the woman of the confused lady meme is a Brazilian actress
it’s a scene from a soap opera. her character was called Nazaré Tedesco. This was one of the most iconic roles in all of Brazilian soap operas. So here goes another iconic scene (it’s Nazaré kidnapping a baby) that you guys can use to make memes:
I’m so glad this post is still going around
wtf this entire time i thought she was the tall lady from american horror story
I thought it was Julia Roberts
What do you mean that isn’t Julia Roberts?????????
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