geejaysmith:

2012: Tumblr is down for a few hours, hysteria ensues

2018: Tumblr taken off App Store, met with resounding “pull the trigger Piglet” by users

lumberjade:

Me, right before Tumblr deletes my blog: “my ancestors are smiling at me, Staff. Can you say the same”?

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

queen-baelin:

queen-baelin:

I just want you guys to know that the woman of the confused lady meme is a Brazilian actress

it’s a scene from a soap opera. her character was called Nazaré Tedesco. This was one of the most iconic roles in all of Brazilian soap operas. So here goes another iconic scene (it’s Nazaré kidnapping a baby) that you guys can use to make memes:

I’m so glad this post is still going around

wtf this entire time i thought she was the tall lady from american horror story

fangirltothefullest:

dailypattondoodle:

secretglittersauce:

akl1:

secretglittersauce:

secretglittersauce:

Virgil’s name but with a hard G

Vergull

Logan’s name with a soft G

Lojann

i didnt know i needed this until now

keep going

Roman and Patton’s name with the wrong syllable emphasis

Ro-MAN

Patt-ON

I dont know how I feel about this

Pah-TON

Or pronounce Roman like Ramen.

Virgil like Veer-gill

Logan like Low-gahn….

dimensionaldemon:

danielnelsen:

tamizhnadu:

i know ive talked about this before but we literally have no reason not to bring the original gay flag made in the 70s by gilbert baker back to regular use!

the pink stripe was simply taken away because pink fabric was too expensive to mass reproduce at the time, and the turquoise stripe was taken away for a really odd reason: for the harvey milk remembrance parade in 1979, they wanted three stripes on each side of the street and didn’t want it to be asymmetrical, so they did away with the turquoise stripe. like, they could have fixed it in some other way without removing a whole stripe, but eh whatever history’s history.

the pink originally symbolized sex and the turquoise was for magic/art and it would just be really cool if we could bring both the stripes back into regular use again since there wasn’t any significance behind the removal of the stripes and we’re perfectly capable of mass producing flags with all the stripes again!

if anyone is interested, in 2017, shortly before he died, gilbert baker added a 9th stripe in lavender to represent diversity, partly in response to trump’s election. while i dont expect it to gain any kind of widespread usage, it is an interesting fact!

(source 1; article) (source 2; official site)

Yes.

BIGGER,

GAYER

ludicroussnipe:

digitaldiscipline:

lauraannegilman:

elidyce:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

muffintop-madonna:

What do i think of my flesh vessel? Its like a car from 1999. Barely functional without moderate repair.

out of style but given enough time it will be considered a vintage classic

Complaints to the manufacturer are ignored, but at least three parts still work as expected and the rest is holding together for now.

A durable classic  – would run great if I only had the money for regular maintenance and some detailing would be nice.

great engine when the carb’s not clogged, the chassis is slightly out of alignment, but the stereo is surpisingly good. nobody likes hatchbacks held together with duct tape and bond-o, especially with road salt rust holes and paint going to orange peel, but at least the bumper stickers are an amusing distraction.

Incredibly durable, but poorly maintained by owner.

kaprika:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

BRO WHAT ARE LITERAL 11 YEAR OLDS DOING ON THIS WEBSITE AND ARGUING ABOUT POL O’ TICKS

imagine you’re waiting for a bus or something and a tiny unsupervised child comes up to you like “do you support the death penalty”