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softestvirgil:

what-even-is-thiss:

softestvirgil:

what-even-is-thiss:

softestvirgil:

what-even-is-thiss:

Some jars.

Is Patton the only one who never held a jar of Crofters in that video?

Is Patton a crofters… hater?

You must have stretchy powers like the sides to reach that far, my friend.

Listen it was a joke

I know. I’ve just been looking for an excuse to say something similar to that and you gave me an excuse.

Well that somehow makes your reply even more clever to me

Maybe Patton’s allergic. We know that he can have allergies because he’s allergic to cats, and he did pay Virgil a dollar to say that pun for him.

Patton is allergic to almost everything. Cats, fruit, glass jars, rational thinking, uh, healthy coping mechanisms, loops…

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